Now, don't go off half cocked saying that the RzFF is half cooked. It's a
crooked as it needs to be, as crooked as Ivar 'the match king' Kruger.
A Crooked Rook is so horribly strong once the board clears out a bit that
one can hardly ever use it, and therefore your Twice-as-Crooked Queen will
never see the light of day -- unless perhaps in an alternate army for
Tripunch Chess.