idea for the Queen piece: Jelly (although that isn't baking, it's still confectionery). It moves as a Zebra, a Camel, or a Alfil. Funny Notation: JLA, Alfil to empower it and because there is no Funny Notation Y or E.
If this is underpowered its Zebra and Camel moves can be Cylindrical.
If the Alfil move is Cylindrical, this piece is too powerful on turn 1.